I wish....

Tour

2007-06-06T00:32:24Z

As of nowish...

Seattle with Herman Jolly. He has an awesome new house + the Coolest son ever (Notice I say no. The honor of ccolest kid is still Candy's).

This is what driving from Seattle to Minnesota does to the front of your car.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!

What's larger than OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!

Just to have some fun!

2007-05-30T17:24:40Z

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Hi, Warriors for innocence! Nice to see you! Now, I have to say, fuck you! Thanks for being retarded online vigilantes and fucking up the world for people who are trying to actually catch perverts. You should be so proud......

I don't really care about opinions here.

2007-05-21T21:20:44Z

In a Fark abortion discussion, the following occurred

"KCBlueGal
Is it child abandonment if we throw the condom in the trash?

No, a sperm without an egg isn't a precious human life. Only when God approves of the union does a precious human life come to exist. God uses His Might to crack the woman's egg open, and insert the sperm, which makes the spine and the head of the little new life. It's kind of like Voltron. Without being assembled, they're basically just giant mechanical robot lions, and therefore unremarkable."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So yeah

2007-05-08T18:44:28Z

I forget about cuts. Sorry for the dancing Colin MIA thingy...

I put a new background on my page. I like it BUMBLEBEEE!!!!!

countfunk5 @ 2007-05-04T10:38:00

2007-05-04T17:43:00Z

OMG LOL ASL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT IVAN AND CANDY HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY!

Obsession!

A Glimpse

2007-04-11T18:46:49Z

into my world at BDC...

Click for large

This is my actual screen....beautiful, yes?

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2006-12-18T17:57:12Z

On the twelfth day of Christmas, countfunk5 sent to me...

Twelve shogokis drumming

Eleven verabees piping

Ten brazis00s a-leaping

Nine anidisasters dancing

Eight flashlight___s a-milking

Seven ninjas a-swimming

Six pirates a-podcasting

Five anti-i-i-i-parents

Four tattoos

Three nes

Two sega masters

...and a duckhunt in a david bowie.

No embedy...

2006-12-13T23:34:26Z

Just Linky:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oxAN1KMXhg&eurl=

I Love This Man!

My Xmas Stocking

2006-12-12T20:52:56Z

Xmas Stocking

leave a gift for countfunk5

get your stocking

countfunk5 @ 2006-11-17T12:51:00

2006-11-17T20:51:55Z

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Sunday I helped charmed_art see the light (8 points). In June I pulled over and changed brennamoog's flat tire (15 points). In November I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, theepiratewench (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4283 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
countfunk5

Halloween

2006-10-31T19:24:41Z

newpic1.jpg, originally uploaded by countfunk5.

Scary, I know~

Van Helsing vs. Willie Nelson

2006-10-03T19:32:39Z

I have quite a busy week ahead of me apparently....

My Dad came up yesterday to bring Brenna to get stitches out, and our van died when he was up here. Apparently there was something in the moon cycle or whatever that wanted cars to suffer yesterday. My car was acting weird, dead van, and story of car rolling into other car at Widmer. Loads of fun

The weekend was horrible/good,

Friday was fun. After work I bummed around for a bit with Jon and Derek, then we met up with Amanda at the Slammer. Watched 1 really good and 1 really bad band play on the roof. Then we headed to my place, watched some Spike Jonze videos, then headed down to the Fez for dancing. Made some new friends there, and had a good time. Drove drunk ass friends home and passed out.

Saturday was bad up until about 10:00. The whole day I was just feeling off, and it got worse and worse through the day. I had 3 really bad anxiety attacks and really freaked myself out. I was driving during 1, and I had to pull over and get out and lay down because I was getting so dizzy...another one I started to fall over. I went to Marian's birthday party, which was WAY too much for me to handle at that point. I ended up just bracing myself against a cabinet in the room she rented at the palms to keep from falling over. I had to step out and get fresh air every minute or so to keep from passing out. There was some stuff and people there I didn't need to see. I left there for a while, and returned to meet them at Alibi. I walked in, had a total freakout, and ended up leaving about 3 minutes after I got there....I felt bad, but that was just not healthy for me. The night did get better from that point on though. I went to Kennedy school and saw Snakes on a Plane with my new friend Paige that I met at Fez.

Sunday was taking care of Brenna day...yay. Had a good breakfast in the morning, then basically just went over there and took care of her. Went home, passed out, and went to work yesterday.

GOOD TIMES!!!!!

I'm pissed about this Thursday. The Futureheads are playing, and Art Brute is/are playing (not sure about the proper grammar. It's a band, not a person....but that one confuses me). So I was debating which one to go to, but Federale is going to have to try out a new guitarist, so the answer is BAND PRACTICE!

best website ever...

2006-08-23T22:33:43Z

http://www.rainbowpuke.com/

nothing else

Voice Post

2006-08-18T07:06:59Z

Colin go crazy now, goodbye

2006-08-10T20:49:39Z

I WANT A DAY OFF!!!!

I have not had a break in several weeks, with no end left in sight, and I am going to go crazy....

but, good news is whats causing this. I am now in 4, yes count them, 4 bands.

1. Zombie vs. Ambulance - bass
2. Magic and Science (no website) - guitar, bass
3. Federale - trumpet

And as of last night, with a small tour to spokane and butte, MT later this month

4. The High Violets - bass

F yeah to the last one! Nervous=yes.....

But I'm experiencing a severe lack of sleep, energy, and various other things. Also, do to "extenuating" circumstances, I've been in a lonely mood for a while (abandonment and dishonesty feelings toward a certin person).

Tonight, anyone going to the Elvis Costello tribute show at doug fir?

Voice Post

2006-07-04T02:26:00Z

mmmmuuuurrr

2006-07-03T01:03:08Z

I don't want to be single again, but alas.....

who wants to go get tacos

We're still friends and hung out last night. jolenes show was fun (yay candy!!!)...but still. damn.

i feel like my pic (the guy on the right)

suck

2006-06-20T17:25:56Z

Yeah, last night and this morning sucked...

Fucking Ace Frehley

who's line is it anyway, ghetto style!

2006-05-17T21:52:11Z

Can you name 13 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people...This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first...No Cheating!!!

1. Clarissa

2. Katie

3. Marian

4. Jill

5. Robin

6. Alex

7. Candy

8. Max

9. Mike

10. Dave

11. Jen-Fox

12. Peter-Dean

13. Kelly

How did you meet 10?
Sparks brought us together

What would you do if you had never met 1?
been very different. also, probably like cheese more...

What would you do if 6 and 1 dated?
hmmmm......

Have you ever seen 4 cry?
nope

Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
I don't think either swing that way

Is 13 colored?
he's got more funk in him than james brown and george clinton combined

Do you think 5 is cute?
He smells like cigarette death

Tell me something about number 1.
she shucks and is a slut and likes michael jackson which makes her a SINNER!!!!

How do you know 8?
yup

What's 7's favorite color?
I'll go w/ black

What would you do if 6 just confessed that they liked you ?
Hug!

Fact about 9:
His true name is alien gonzolez and he comes from the planet of mars

Who is 4 going out with?
#5

What does 1 do for a living?
daycare?

Would you ever live with 1?
We'd have wild bachelor partys and wear robes all the time!

Is 2 single?
I'm not sure. I've seen her hanging out with some total loser. Her standards have gone downhill...

Where does 7 live?
Camas

What do you think about 2?
Nice ass...

Whats the worst and best thing about 12?
He made me a super strong manhattan once that made me puke a lot (applies to both)

Who is 11 going out with?
#12

What do you like about number 3?
hahahahaha!!!!!!!! Like fucking more rock than ace frehley!

What is 1's phone number?
1-800-4-slut-4-u

yeah...

2006-05-12T16:37:45Z

Okay, interesting night to say the least. First of all, I started doing laundry at 7:00. By the time I finished it was 2:30 AM, and my clothes were crying on my floor. Yeah, that sucked. But now to the fun part,
so I wake up at 2:00 AM to the sounds of yelling. I ignore it at first because, well, that seems pretty common now. However, this sounds more violent than usual, and I have to get up anyway, so I decide to go look. I go to my kitchen window and look out to see about 8 guys standing in the middle of the intersection of 34th and Belmont. 2 of them are yelling at each other. I gather that one works for the Belmont Inn and is kicking the other guy, your average fat, drunk, stupid frat boy out. Of course this guy wants to fight, but it soon becomes apparent that he's not going to be able to do much. He ends up flat on his face in the gutter about 2 times, and it looks like he's going to get up and give it another try. Suddenly, a loud noise from down the street. Someone yelling. Nobody can tell why yet, but everyone stops. Soon approaches a young man on a bike with an egg crate over his head screaming "Roboto, Roboto!!" and riding around in circles around the group fighting. He rides off, and the group disperses laughing...

yeah. i need sleep.

countfunk5 @ 2006-05-11T14:20:00

2006-05-11T21:20:35Z

I have lots of new......

1. I moved. I am now on 34th and Belmont (right above Hoda's)
2. I had a wonderful lunch yesterday. I like to buy flowers for the ladies...
3. I'm excited for the first BDC/Cravedog softball game Monday. Our Team name is Base Frehley, and we're playing the Blazers
4. I'm a man. A Manly Man
5. My music Collection Overfloweth...
6. I'm making myself do healthy things, like no soda, less drinking, and more moving around, like my bike and shit. Damn!
7. Looking forward to tomorrow night/Saturday morning. You know why? Yeah, You can guess...
8. Looking forward to the 20th (YAY Candy theepiratewench B-DAY!!!)
9. Looking forward to the 26th (Yay me playing w/ my band "Zombie vs. Ambulance" at Ash Street w/ some other sweet bands. clicky!)
10. Looking Forward to my b-day present to Katie. Taking her to the The Walkmen June 8th, with fancy drinks beforehand. Anyone else going to the show?
11. Last night was fun. Drunk people entertain me.
12. Wino-bot, he's wino-biotic
13. I have 1823 fonts now. Cool...
14. Scrubs?
15. "my blood hurts"
16. Oh so many new video podcasts to watch...
17. Thursday = The Office
18. done

I like this one....

2006-05-11T18:21:18Z

1-Put your music player on shuffle.
2-Press forward for each question.
3-Use the song title as the answer to the question.
No cheating!

How am I feeling today?:
In Heaven (The Lady In The Radiator Song) / Wave Of Mutilation (UK Surf) - Pixies

Will I get far in life?:
Angel - Camper Van Beethoven

How do my friends see me?:
Never As Tired As When I'm Waking Up - LCD Soundsystem

Where will I get married?:
The Truth About Johnny - The Ravonettes

What is my best friend's theme song?:
Customer - The Replacements

What is the story of my life?:
Fruit Fly - Nada Surf

What is/was highschool like?:
Good Times - Jim O'Rourke

How am I going to get ahead in life?:
She Says - Superdrag

What is the best thing about me?:
Socialist - Public Image Ltd.

How is today going to be?:
The Storm - Doves

What is in store for this weekend?:
Kandy Korn - Captain Beefheart

What song describes my parents?:
Shipwreck - Johnny Dowd

My grandparents?:
Death To Death - Stars

How is my life going?:
The Battle March Medley - The Pogues

What song will play at my funeral?:
Alone IN Kyoto - Air

How does the world see me?:
Sad Cinderella - Townes Van Zandt

Will I have a happy life?:
Klang Tone - Stereolab

What do my friends really think of me?:
Shadow of a Doubt (A Complex Kid) - Tom Petty

Do people secretly lust after me?:
Pearls on a PLate - Pretty Girls Make Graves

How can I make myself happy?:
Katamari Love (Ending Theme) - Yohihito Yano, Shigeru Matsuzaki (V/A Katamari Damacy soundtrack)

What should I do with my life?:
Hi Ho - Mike Coykendall

Will I ever have children?:
Never Forget - Camper Van Beethoven

What is some good advice for me?:
Fall - Devendra Banhart

What is my signature dancing song?:
A Different Cowboy (Remix) - Man of the Year

What do I think my current theme song is?
What A Day That Was - Talking Heads (actually not far off)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
Undertow - Pom Pom Diary

What type of men/women do you like?:
Behold A Lady - OutKast

Actually true, if I'm the girl

2006-05-01T04:06:01Z

Find your own pose!

If R2D2 was a lord

2006-04-19T22:31:49Z

HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*bleep*

wee-ooo

2006-03-24T22:07:31Z

scaryyyyy

1. CELEBRITY YOU’D LIKE TO HAVE COFFEE WITH:
Dave Foley

2. CELEBRITY YOU’D NEVER HAVE COFFEE WITH:

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED:
drinks...

4. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DROPPED YOUR CELL PHONE?
only a couple times. I dropped it last night though...

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
last night

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Rent, records

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Hot And Sour Soup

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
hair

9. NAME ONE FAVORITE SONG:
Ratatat - seventeen Years

10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
NoPo, PDX

11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED?
Churchill High School, Eugene OR

12. OCCUPATION:
The Helper Monkey

13. FAVORITE MALL STORE(S):
The kind that lets me hit people with sticks

14. LONGEST JOB HELD:
THis one. 2.5 years

15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
nope

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
I call a lot of people and call them mean names...

17. LAST WEDDING ATTENDED?
Dasa And Sally

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY?
Neil Diamond. He HAS to play my celebration

19. LAST TIME YOU ATTENDED CHURCH:
shit, uh, never actually really been and payed any sort of attention.

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Taco Bell

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE HEARD?
Refried beans are delicious. Fucking Barf!!!

23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
Hoda's

24. CAN YOU COOK?
Nothing much I like more

25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
Peugout bike

26. MECHANICAL OR OLD-SCHOOL PENCILS?
mechanical. More robotic

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
I can’t remember. But it was probably within the last few weeks.

28. MOST DISLIKED FOOD:
refried beans

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF
sense of humor, and ability to make people laugh at my convenience

30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
Knack for always forgetting really easy words in conversation. It took me hours to remember the word Modest last Sunday.

32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?
Kinda a job, but once doing tech for a play I was there from 6 in the morning to 3 in the morning.

33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
Shaun of the dead, Run Ronny Run

34. CAN YOU SING?
only when drunk

35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
New Pornographers/Belle And Sebastian last night

36. LAST KISS?
Katie

37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
The weatherman

38. THING YOU NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT?
cell, wallet, keys, leatherman, clothes, ty conner (don't ask. or do, it's a good story)

39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
Boston

40. DO YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD?
The greasier, the better

41. HOW BIG IS YOUR BED?
Super Single!!!!!

42. IS YOUR ROOM CLEAN?
Not today. I tore it apart during shot chef last night.

43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?
laptop usually

44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
David Sedaris

45. DO YOU SMOKE?
Never

46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES ON?
House Pants!! unless I'm not alone

47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU AT NIGHT?
Alone, sometimes Katie

48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?
depends on how permanent.

49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
2

50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
Pancakes

51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
Yup.

52. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Scrambled

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?
I fit my profile very well, but some people don't, so whatever

54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Brenna

55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?
Katie (different one)

56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?
"Indeed!" from theepiratewench

57. MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING?
death

58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS
i sleep with 2 thin ones, but there's probably like 8 on my bed

59. WHAT ARE YOU HEARING RIGHT NOW?
my old band and our song we wrote in tribute to WD-40

60. PICK A LYRIC: Arola's band - WD-40 chorus
"Spray it on to lubricate things, like delicious buffalo wings,
they go down oh so smooth!
Never worry it never fails, even gets out rusty nails,
more impressivly it get's put screws!"

61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J SANDWICH?
Grape or Raspberry

62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
I'm pretty good. I hustle people a lot

63. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?
I used to be a swim instructor...

64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
green tea

65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
The albumn, yes. THe physical objects, yes as well.

66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
I can turn my right leg 180 degrees backwards.

68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?
yup.

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Winter

70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
The WD-40 song...hehehe

71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?
8:30

72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
everything. I hate the sun!

73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?
1 week after I got my liscense

75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?
DT the cat or Monty the dog

76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?
Fuck yeah, but I tend to be more of a ninja sympathizer. I will bridge the gap though, and well have super ninja-pirate babies ruling the world!

77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?
Not Sure. Seeing Katie at some point, reverse dotty show at a house party, maybe going out with courtney/lauren

79. WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR NAME?
L

80. HOW OLD ARE YOUR PETS?
Cuddle bot will be 2 on April 10th

81. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BACKPACK?
Black

82. ARE YOU SICK?
not really, a little

83. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
not right now

84. IS THE BATHROOM OPEN?
yup

85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?
I'm on a laptop and desktop simultaniously!

86. ARE YOU WATCHING MTV?
nope, fuck that

87. ARE YOU SMILING?
not Currently

88. DO YOU HAVE ON EYELINER?
nope

90. ARE YOU BLONDE?
nope

91. DO YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?
yup

92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?
nope

93. DO YOU HAVE A CELEBRITY CRUSH?
not really. Chan Marshall or Neko Case would be up there.

94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
Patrick

95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?
I swim nakey

96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?
hopefully

97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?
no i need one REALLY BAD!!

98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?
not a real cruise. Only day or night cruises

99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?
yup

100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?
Yes. My office is upstairs in our warehouse. I'm basically a warden, looking down on all the worker bees all day. It's actually pretty cool