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Tour [Jun. 5th, 2007|05:28 pm]
[Current Location |Minneapolis, Minnesota]

As of nowish...
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Just to have some fun! [May. 30th, 2007|10:24 am]
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Hi, Warriors for innocence! Nice to see you! Now, I have to say, fuck you! Thanks for being retarded online vigilantes and fucking up the world for people who are trying to actually catch perverts. You should be so proud......
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I don't really care about opinions here. [May. 21st, 2007|02:20 pm]
In a Fark abortion discussion, the following occurred

"KCBlueGal
Is it child abandonment if we throw the condom in the trash?


No, a sperm without an egg isn't a precious human life. Only when God approves of the union does a precious human life come to exist. God uses His Might to crack the woman's egg open, and insert the sperm, which makes the spine and the head of the little new life. It's kind of like Voltron. Without being assembled, they're basically just giant mechanical robot lions, and therefore unremarkable."



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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So yeah [May. 8th, 2007|11:44 am]
I forget about cuts. Sorry for the dancing Colin MIA thingy...


I put a new background on my page. I like it BUMBLEBEEE!!!!!
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[May. 4th, 2007|10:38 am]
OMG LOL ASL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




HOLY SHIT IVAN AND CANDY HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY!


Obsession!
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A Glimpse [Apr. 11th, 2007|11:48 am]
[Current Location |BDC]
[Current Music |Federale]

into my world at BDC...



Click for large

This is my actual screen....beautiful, yes?
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meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [Dec. 18th, 2006|09:57 am]
On the twelfth day of Christmas, countfunk5 sent to me...
Twelve shogokis drumming
Eleven verabees piping
Ten brazis00s a-leaping
Nine anidisasters dancing
Eight flashlight___s a-milking
Seven ninjas a-swimming
Six pirates a-podcasting
Five anti-i-i-i-parents
Four tattoos
Three nes
Two sega masters
...and a duckhunt in a david bowie.
Get your own Twelve Days:
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No embedy... [Dec. 13th, 2006|03:34 pm]
Just Linky:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oxAN1KMXhg&eurl=

I Love This Man!
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My Xmas Stocking [Dec. 12th, 2006|12:52 pm]
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my xmas stocking )
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[Nov. 17th, 2006|12:51 pm]
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Sunday I helped [info]charmed_art see the light (8 points). In June I pulled over and changed [info]brennamoog's flat tire (15 points). In November I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]theepiratewench (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4283 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
countfunk5

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
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Halloween [Oct. 31st, 2006|11:24 am]

newpic1.jpg, originally uploaded by countfunk5.

Scary, I know~

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Van Helsing vs. Willie Nelson [Oct. 3rd, 2006|12:00 pm]
[Current Music |Art Brut - Bang Bang Rock And Roll]

I have quite a busy week ahead of me apparently....

My Dad came up yesterday to bring Brenna to get stitches out, and our van died when he was up here. Apparently there was something in the moon cycle or whatever that wanted cars to suffer yesterday. My car was acting weird, dead van, and story of car rolling into other car at Widmer. Loads of fun

The weekend was horrible/good,

Friday was fun. After work I bummed around for a bit with Jon and Derek, then we met up with Amanda at the Slammer. Watched 1 really good and 1 really bad band play on the roof. Then we headed to my place, watched some Spike Jonze videos, then headed down to the Fez for dancing. Made some new friends there, and had a good time. Drove drunk ass friends home and passed out.

Saturday was bad up until about 10:00. The whole day I was just feeling off, and it got worse and worse through the day. I had 3 really bad anxiety attacks and really freaked myself out. I was driving during 1, and I had to pull over and get out and lay down because I was getting so dizzy...another one I started to fall over. I went to Marian's birthday party, which was WAY too much for me to handle at that point. I ended up just bracing myself against a cabinet in the room she rented at the palms to keep from falling over. I had to step out and get fresh air every minute or so to keep from passing out. There was some stuff and people there I didn't need to see. I left there for a while, and returned to meet them at Alibi. I walked in, had a total freakout, and ended up leaving about 3 minutes after I got there....I felt bad, but that was just not healthy for me. The night did get better from that point on though. I went to Kennedy school and saw Snakes on a Plane with my new friend Paige that I met at Fez.

Sunday was taking care of Brenna day...yay. Had a good breakfast in the morning, then basically just went over there and took care of her. Went home, passed out, and went to work yesterday.


GOOD TIMES!!!!!


I'm pissed about this Thursday. The Futureheads are playing, and Art Brute is/are playing (not sure about the proper grammar. It's a band, not a person....but that one confuses me). So I was debating which one to go to, but Federale is going to have to try out a new guitarist, so the answer is BAND PRACTICE!
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best website ever... [Aug. 23rd, 2006|03:33 pm]
http://www.rainbowpuke.com/

nothing else
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Voice Post [Aug. 18th, 2006|12:06 am]
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Colin go crazy now, goodbye [Aug. 10th, 2006|01:41 pm]
[Current Location |Work]
[Current Mood | lonely]
[Current Music |Dismemberment Plan]

I WANT A DAY OFF!!!!

I have not had a break in several weeks, with no end left in sight,  and I am going to go crazy....

but, good news is whats causing this. I am now in 4, yes count them, 4 bands.

1. Zombie vs. Ambulance - bass
2. Magic and Science (no website) - guitar, bass
3. Federale - trumpet

And as of last night, with a small tour to spokane and butte, MT later this month

4. The High Violets - bass

F yeah to the last one! Nervous=yes.....

But I'm experiencing a severe lack of sleep, energy, and various other things. Also, do to "extenuating" circumstances, I've been in a lonely mood for a while (abandonment and dishonesty feelings toward a certin person).

Tonight, anyone going to the Elvis Costello tribute show at doug fir?
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mmmmuuuurrr [Jul. 2nd, 2006|06:00 pm]
[Current Location |Kerby house]
[Current Mood | lonely]

I don't want to be single again, but alas.....



who wants to go get tacos


We're still friends and hung out last night. jolenes show was fun (yay candy!!!)...but still. damn.

i feel like my pic (the guy on the right)
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suck [Jun. 20th, 2006|10:27 am]
[Current Mood | discontent]

Yeah, last night and this morning sucked...


Fucking Ace Frehley
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who's line is it anyway, ghetto style! [May. 17th, 2006|02:50 pm]
[Current Location |my cubicle/fortress]
[Current Mood | sick]
[Current Music |Boy Eats Drum Machine]

Can you name 13 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people...This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first...No Cheating!!!

1. Clarissa

2. Katie

3. Marian

4. Jill

5. Robin

6. Alex

7. Candy

8. Max

9. Mike

10. Dave

11. Jen-Fox

12. Peter-Dean

13. Kelly



How did you meet 10?
Sparks brought us together


What would you do if you had never met 1?
been very different. also, probably like cheese more...


What would you do if 6 and 1 dated?
hmmmm......


Have you ever seen 4 cry?
nope


Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
I don't think either swing that way

Is 13 colored?
he's got more funk in him than james brown and george clinton combined

Do you think 5 is cute?
He smells like cigarette death


Tell me something about number 1.
she shucks and is a slut and likes michael jackson which makes her a SINNER!!!!


How do you know 8?
yup


What's 7's favorite color?
I'll go w/ black


What would you do if 6 just confessed that they liked you ?
Hug!


Fact about 9:
His true name is alien gonzolez and he comes from the planet of mars


Who is 4 going out with?
#5


What does 1 do for a living?
daycare?


Would you ever live with 1?
We'd have wild bachelor partys and wear robes all the time!


Is 2 single?
I'm not sure. I've seen her hanging out with some total loser. Her standards have gone downhill...


Where does 7 live?
Camas


What do you think about 2?
Nice ass...


Whats the worst and best thing about 12?
He made me a super strong manhattan once that made me puke a lot (applies to both)


Who is 11 going out with?
#12

What do you like about number 3?
hahahahaha!!!!!!!! Like fucking more rock than ace frehley!


What is 1's phone number?
1-800-4-slut-4-u
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yeah... [May. 12th, 2006|09:36 am]
[Current Mood | sleepy]
[Current Music |The Pogues - "If I should fall from grace with god"]

Okay, interesting night to say the least. First of all, I started doing laundry at 7:00. By the time I finished it was 2:30 AM, and my clothes were crying on my floor. Yeah, that sucked. But now to the fun part,
so I wake up at 2:00 AM to the sounds of yelling. I ignore it at first because, well, that seems pretty common now. However, this sounds more violent than usual, and I have to get up anyway, so I decide to go look. I go to my kitchen window and look out to see about 8 guys standing in the middle of the intersection of 34th and Belmont. 2 of them are yelling at each other. I gather that one works for the Belmont Inn and is kicking the other guy, your average fat, drunk, stupid frat boy out. Of course this guy wants to fight, but it soon becomes apparent that he's not going to be able to do much. He ends up flat on his face in the gutter about 2 times, and it looks like he's going to get up and give it another try. Suddenly, a loud noise from down the street. Someone yelling. Nobody can tell why yet, but everyone stops. Soon approaches a young man on a bike with an egg crate over his head screaming "Roboto, Roboto!!" and riding around in circles around the group fighting. He rides off, and the group disperses laughing...

yeah. i need sleep.
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